Brutkey

Staff Chief of Joints
@the_etrain@beige.party

The hills have eyes. The mountains have ears. That valley? It's got a sweet ass.

Staff Chief of Joints
@the_etrain@beige.party

My posts can be very thought provoking. For example, you might read something of mine and find yourself thinking "this guy is a moron".

Staff Chief of Joints
@the_etrain@beige.party

Waylon-Yutani duo singing about xenomorphs being good ol' boys never meanin' no harm.

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@the_etrain@beige.party

Tomorrow's still Monday? I thought we fixed the clocks so that wouldn't happen. This is horseshit.

Staff Chief of Joints
@the_etrain@beige.party

Look, it was me. I kidnapped the Lindbergh baby. Not enough? I'm D.B. Cooper. I'm also the Zodiac Killer. Just make the KPop Demon Hunters music stop.

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@the_etrain@beige.party

Ohhhh, Donner Party. See, I thought you said Bonner Party, then I was giggling because boner party and now I've completely forgotten your name.

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@the_etrain@beige.party

A bakery called Another One Bites the Crust.

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Give a man a boost, you give him dopamine for a day. Teach a man to shitpost, he'll have dopamine for life.

Staff Chief of Joints
@the_etrain@beige.party

Can you direct me to the sorta virgin olive oil?

Staff Chief of Joints
@the_etrain@beige.party

What other organs are achy breaky?