Notes | Brutkey

Someone call PETA.

Does the TikTok trend of farmers playing jazz music to cows really work?
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1jnx0xzgw5o

Really contemplating getting a second shed to have a dedicated space for drinkin' n cussin'.

What I really yearn for is a subterranean bunker. Big hatch. The whole nine.

Really contemplating getting a second shed to have a dedicated space for drinkin' n cussin'.

I picked the wrong day to stop huffing jet fuel.

My children are trying to kill me for the insurance money again. I regret teaching them persistence pays off.

I picked the wrong day to stop huffing jet fuel.

But baby, making it weird is my thing.

Don't stop at fact checking jokes. Maybe fact check a poem, or a ray of sunshine.

I'm a people person who just got sick of everyone's bullshit.

Why tf do sick people go out in public? I don't even want to leave the house when I'm healthy.

You're in her DMs. I'm eating pizza over the sink.