Notes | Brutkey

When I was young, being banished to the woods to survive on bark and pine cones was a threat. It sounds pretty appealing now, honestly.

A fun visitor

Oh yah, baby. Insert a column in my spreadsheet. That's it.

I'm so inattentive at this point, it would be safer for me to just leave work before I cause more damage.

What happens on the internet stays on the internet.

Narrator: No it does not.

You're telling me a roast beefed this sandwich?

What the fuck you mean today ain't Friday? This is bullshit, man.

I like my women like I like my liquor. Slowly killing me over decades.

Lewd

I don't know if a bog witch sitting on my face would fix me, but I'm willing to try.

They're not manufacturing new perverts anymore. So, all you old perverts, hang in there.