wow,I've been here for a whole year now
time really did fly
I'm so glad I've been here, talking to the creatures I've met here has been an incredible experience
when I first joined, I was so much worse than I am now, I thought those who aren't human were stupid, I didn't add alt text to my images and while I didn't know about those who are plural I know I would've been bad about them too.
and I'm so glad I've learned, all of you are so cool and have taught me so much, thank you all, to lea and lexi for getting me on here, to eris for being the first to really help me grasp the idea of not being human, to all my followers for putting up with my awful posts, and to the rest of you, for taking me in and helping me grow
here's to another great year 
thanks yaseen that info really helped me out
i downloaded like four programs to do this
Me as a dog: “I was bone to love you”
Me as a cat: “I think you’re purrfect”
Me as a bun: “You make me hop with joy”
Me as a dragon: “You are my greatest treasure”
Me as Obama: “My fellow Americans, we must uh, drone strike the Iranians”
NEW fedi with motion controls
shitpost by throwing your fedimote across the room as hard as you can
shake the fedimote to react to posts
scroll by spinning the fedimote up to 26000rpm
boost posts by eating your fedimote yes you heard that right the fedimote is entirely edible
fediverse microfiction
you look out the window of your office building, the tower next to you smouldering and shattered the tremors of it crashing to the ground still resonating through the building, and then on the horizon you see another plane heading towards you, but this time its headed towards your building
at first appearing tiny but it quickly grows to be far larger than you could've imagined you brace for impact as it hits the building below you
and then its over, just a little tremor and minimal damage, you breathe a sigh of relief you wont be dying today, you start to walk back to your desk to get back to work and then out of the corner of you eye, a glint of light and then another and another, you run over to the window nose against the glass and see what appears to be hundreds of planes of planes flying right at your building you stand there frozen in shock and then your building collapses.
you jolt up from bed, skin slick with sweat your sheets sticking to your body heart racing, on your bedside table your phone buzzes and vibrates violently, hundreds of fedi notifications show up on its screen, you flop back down in bed breathing a heavy sigh of relief, in the corner of your room your instance strains and dies, its fan slowing down until it is no longer audible as you lie there out of breath you realize what has happened
yaseen has just boosted one of your posts
NEED to get myself to do collinlock16 fanart
OHHHH RUEBENS DISPLAY NAME IS COLLINLOCK16!!!!!!!!
based based based based based
OHHHH RUEBENS DISPLAY NAME IS COLLINLOCK16!!!!!!!!
CARAMLISED SUGER LUMP!!!!!!!, 19 DAYS SINCE LEGACY STARTED, WHAT THE FUCK
ok, i cant even build it from source, i think thats what im trying to do my eyes are going blurry and im tired, and it still wont work
i feel SORRY for anyone who chose to use ubuntu as their first non linux operating system
HELP, IVE BEEN AT THIS FOR FOUR HOURS, AND IVE HAD ONE MINOR SUCCESS AND ONE MASSIVE FAILURE, I HATE THIS OPERATING SYSTEM
ok, i cant even build it from source, i think thats what im trying to do my eyes are going blurry and im tired, and it still wont work
RESTARTED THE COMPUTER, STILL DOESNT WORK, FUCK EVERYTHING
HELP, IVE BEEN AT THIS FOR FOUR HOURS, AND IVE HAD ONE MINOR SUCCESS AND ONE MASSIVE FAILURE, I HATE THIS OPERATING SYSTEM
GENUINELY, WHAT DO I EVEN DO?????????
RESTARTED THE COMPUTER, STILL DOESNT WORK, FUCK EVERYTHING
IF THIS HAD THINGS JUST WORK ,LIKE ARCH OR EVEN WINDOWS, IT WOULD BE A FINE OPERATING SYSTEM, BUT IT DOESNT, THIS IS LIKE TRYING TO ORDER SOMETHING ONLINE, PUTTING IT IN YOUR CART AND THEN WHEN YOU GO TO CHECKOUT IT SAYS "oops sorry, that item doesnt exist" IT LITTERALLY DOES, I CAN SEE IT
GENUINELY, WHAT DO I EVEN DO?????????
it is LITTERALLY right FUCKIGN THERE, IT IS IN THE REPOSITORY I AM TYPING IT CORRECTLY, MY INTERNET IS WORKING WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM
IF THIS HAD THINGS JUST WORK ,LIKE ARCH OR EVEN WINDOWS, IT WOULD BE A FINE OPERATING SYSTEM, BUT IT DOESNT, THIS IS LIKE TRYING TO ORDER SOMETHING ONLINE, PUTTING IT IN YOUR CART AND THEN WHEN YOU GO TO CHECKOUT IT SAYS "oops sorry, that item doesnt exist" IT LITTERALLY DOES, I CAN SEE IT
tess the refusing girl: they put me back in 2d :((