Brutkey

spiegelmama
@spiegelmama@infosec.exchange
A mini Polaroid with party pink left edge, frayed green right edge, and black top and bottom edges. The photo shows a group of five 20-somethings in a room against a wall of postcards, mostly sitting on a white sofa. From left to right, the top row is the comedy group (as is the unseen photographer): a blond man with shaved sides, wearing a black tee and holding a plastic glass of bourbon; a pretty girl with red hair wearing a black leather jacket; a hipster blond guy with frosted tips wearing a black tee and a gray hoodie; and a beautiful girl with long black hair wearing a blue shirt with gold batik printing. Bottom: a girl with Crayola pink highlights and glasses wearing all black and a look that says she's tired of these loud bitches and all their drama. Which is partly her fault after banging both of the dudes, separately because she's a lady. 70082653ecc612f8.jpg A fuzzy brown tabby lying on his side on blue flowered sheets, with me as big spoon. All four of his feet are converging on my small pink hand, with his upper paws already gripping it. His light green eyes have a thousand-yard gaze, and the tip of his pink tongue is sticking out of his white muzzle in a tiny blep. 7c6b7fd3fbcf7204.jpg A fuzzy brown tabby stretches out along my outstretched legs. He's resting his head on my knee, and his front paws stretch out toward the back of the sofa we are on. He has a very dilute tabby pattern on his body, looking almost brindle in places. A tawny tuft of longer fur grows between his front legs. His toe beans are dark and speckled. The photo is cut off at his waist. One pale ear points back at the camera to keep track of my activity. f8ac572616290f51.jpg A slapdash barrier of particle board set into a sand dune is covered in multicolor tags, including the unlikely claim "Trump is gay!" Farther up the dunes are wind-stunted cypress trees, with bare roots emerging unpredictably from the sand. At the top of the hill is a line of brightly painted box houses that show proximity to civilization. 95a2e495bfd426e7.jpg A fuzzy brown tabby sits in the sun spot from a skylight on a light pine floor. The sun gives his fuzz a glowing outline, and his mouth is open in a meow. 1f827b4a8aa46544.jpg Blurry action photo of a chubby brown tabby with her front paws, tipped in white, reaching up. Her big green eyes look determined, and her tiny mouth looks more serious than usual. 4eb12ece04ad5562.jpg Meme with Prince from Purple Rain and Moss from The I.T. Crowd labeled "Sexy" and "InfoSexy" befb3f0c2297fcf4.png A chubby brown tabby sleeps on her back on a blanket on a couch. She rests her white back paws on my pink hand. Her tiny white front paws are curled up like she's holding a tiny invisible purse. You can see her white chin, bib, and belly patches. c188ed9d62303a84.jpg