Notes | Brutkey

Today’s activities include:
- sleeping
- wanting to be sleeping

Tonight, during dinner, I pointed to the peas on my wife’s plate and said, “I want to take those and pour them on the dirt outside.”

She looked confused and asked me why.

I said “because I always wanted to see peas on earth.”

She laughed her ass off.

And 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 is why I married her.

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This guy will tell you some bar stories. Fair warning, though… Once he gets started, he never stops talking.

#BartenderTales
#HashtagGames

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Tori Spelling Bees

#AlternativesToSpellingBees
#HashtagGames

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Applebees

#AlternativesToSpellingBees
#HashtagGames

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I just realized that, somehow, I’m no longer following a number of people. Except I didn’t actually unfollow these people. Unless I woke up in the middle of the night sometime & started sleep-tooting.

Working on rectifying this. If we were mutuals, and I’m no longer following you, lemme know ✌️

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When I was a kid, I was 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 into Ghostbusters (thanks to The Real Ghostbusters cartoon).

Before getting the official ghost trap toy, I used an old Atari 2600 controller. I opened it up, removed the joystick, and put it back together without the joystick.

When busting ghosts, I’d slide the trap (the joystick-less controller) across the floor & step on the pedal (the plug at the end of the controller’s cable) to activate the trap.

Good times.

#Ghostbusters #RetroGaming #nostalgia

Egon Spengler from The Real Ghostbusters, with blonde hair styled in a wave, wearing a blue jumpsuit and a proton pack, is seen operating a ghost trap. Egon has a focused expression and is handling the cables in a room with a tiled floor and walls.

A close-up view from The Real Ghostbusters showing a boot pressing down on a foot pedal connected to a ghost trap. The pedal is attached to a thick cable, and the background is dimly lit, suggesting an intense or suspenseful moment.

A classic black joystick controller with a red button and orange detailing around the base of the stick. The controller is resting on a white surface, with its cable coiled neatly beside it.

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You’ll regret 100% of the shots you don’t drink.

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Captain Picard (Patrick Stewart) is bald, he owns it, he wears it 𝙨𝙤 well, and we wouldn’t have it any other way ❤️

Captain Pike (Anson Mount) probably has the best head of hair ever seen on a human being 😂

#StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #StrangeNewWorlds #StarTrekSNW

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Some people post the weirdest, most nonsensical bullshit on here.

I would like to sincerely thank those people.