Notes | Brutkey

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Ants can lift 50x their body weight, yet you don't see them flexing gym pictures all over Instagram.

I take my top off for 3 seconds...

https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambridge-news/mysterious-ape-like-creature-spotted-32887447

Deniz Opal
@selzero@syzito.xyz

We are expecting logic and rationality from a human race that decided to count time in the form:

10 am
11 am
12 pm
1 pm
2 pm

...

10 pm
11 pm
12 am
1 am
2 am

Deniz Opal
@selzero@syzito.xyz

Back in history. Original Americans welcoming smelly European migrants.

The Aztecs did not know how to react. They had trouble deciding what these strangers were. Unlike all known humans, the aliens had white skins. They also had lots of facial hair. Some had hair the colour of the sun. They stank horribly. (Native hygiene was far better than Spanish hygiene. When the Spaniards first arrived in Mexico, natives bearing incense burners were assigned to accompany them wherever they went. The Spaniards thought it was a mark of divine honour. We know from native sources that they found the newcomers' smell unbearable.)

Deniz Opal
@selzero@syzito.xyz

Wow JD Vance did a hit and run on a cop and no one even cares.

How the fuck did we get here.

Deniz Opal
@selzero@syzito.xyz

Please remember, in this season of community and empathy, spare a thought for the poor retail workers, that are being made to listen to Wham and Mariah Carey over, and over, and over again.

Deniz Opal
@selzero@syzito.xyz

Job description

2024: Software Developer

2026: Debug log emoji remover

Deniz Opal
@selzero@syzito.xyz

George Carlin on bigotry in comedy in his Larry King interview. 1990.

https://youtu.be/F8yV8xUorQ8?si=xG9nRAA-Pgz7EqhM

Deniz Opal
@selzero@syzito.xyz

Poorly explain Red Dwarf.