@selzero@syzito.xyz

Evil Supervillain Overlord of Syzito.xyz.

Potty mouthed tourist android from the dystopian cyberpunk future.

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Telegram: https://t.me/SelZero
IMDB: https://m.imdb.com/name/nm4294497/
Discord: https://discord.gg/FdYeUfR8a6

New Syzito rules

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1 Syzito allows free expression of opinion, within fair boundaries.

2 No bigotry.

3 No crime.

4 No harassment.

5 No trolling.

6 No malicious misinformation.

7 No scams or "advice". No catfishing.

8 A Syzito user must know how to compliment a Snork Maiden properly.

9 Fitting in is not the most important thing.

10 If Little My can do it, so can you.

11 We all have a responsibility to help those that are smaller than us.

12 One must strike a balance between freedom and duty.

Deniz Opal
@selzero@syzito.xyz

Whatever you are going through, whatever your struggles. Keep going. You will overcome all of it.

I promise. You will look back and see your worrying was unfounded, and the strength you needed was in you all the time.

Then you'll notice a new mountain of poop. Because that's what life is, a series of perpetual poop mountains we have to constantly overcome.

And you'll beat them all.

You know why?

Because I heard some guy say you couldn't.

A man stands atop a peak, overlooking a beautiful sunset.

Deniz Opal
@selzero@syzito.xyz

I am a socialist.

I'm not supporting any particular leader, party, government, ideological dogma, or even economic structure.

I believe these things are just resources to be managed, in the service of humanity.

Instead of humanity being a resource to be managed, in the service of these things.

Thread 👇

#socialist #socialism #humanitarian #humanitarianism

My unremarkable face. I'm wearing a hat.

Deniz Opal
@selzero@syzito.xyz

There are ways around the YouTube ads, predominantly using Firefox and installing the ublock plugin

If anyone is still watching YouTube ads in 2026 reach out to a friend :)

Deniz Opal
@selzero@syzito.xyz

Thankful for Mastodon ♥️♥️♥️

Deniz Opal
@selzero@syzito.xyz

I spotted a citizen of https://Syzito.xyz in the wild.

Deniz Opal
@selzero@syzito.xyz

The Epstein Files are an important issue for me.

Because, although we all accept, explicitly or secretly, that our economic systems favour the rich and oppress the rest of us, forcing us to give our productivity throughout our waking life to capital owners ..

... We were not quite aware that they could outright rape and abuse our children with complete impunity, and our systems would even protect their identity.

If you are not mad, you are asleep.

Deniz Opal
@selzero@syzito.xyz

10 years ago today 😭

Deniz Opal

@selzero

Watching Sarah Palin struggling to "speak American" while endosing Trump and I'm like...

YOU LOOK LIKE I NEED A DRINK

Deniz Opal

23 Jan 2016

Deniz Opal
@selzero@syzito.xyz

When we moved in a wall had this Harry Potter decal, and instead of taking it down we just keep rearranging it.

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Deniz Opal
@selzero@syzito.xyz

I renamed Greenland. It is safe now.

Deniz Opal
@selzero@syzito.xyz

Contrary to popular belief, I do not wish death on the orange fascist until after I have seen his reaction to the full release of the Epstein files.

Deniz Opal
@selzero@syzito.xyz

Mastodon tends to be a fountain of obscure wisdom. Let's see how well we do with this.

I would like to make a metal sheet poster of the Company Flow Funcrusher Plus album cover, How would I go about finding a nice high res scan of the image?

Deniz Opal
@selzero@syzito.xyz

Zucks evil empire

https://futurism.com/facebook-beauty-targeted-ads