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Deniz Opal
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The Aztecs did not know how to react. They had trouble deciding what these strangers were. Unlike all known humans, the aliens had white skins. They also had lots of facial hair. Some had hair the colour of the sun. They stank horribly. (Native hygiene was far better than Spanish hygiene. When the Spaniards first arrived in Mexico, natives bearing incense burners were assigned to accompany them wherever they went. The Spaniards thought it was a mark of divine honour. We know from native sources that they found the newcomers' smell unbearable.) 1c4b467f3909fef1.jpg Red Dwarf Fan Club

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Deniz Opal

It's the Wizard of Oz in space with Dorothy trying to get back home with 3 friends, one has no brain, one has no courage, and one has no heart. 79d8ad3f70e55423.png Coffee in front of a large window overlooking some trees 1984cbf932157b74.jpg Scotty on the enterprise

When the IDE complains I haven't used the variable I literally just created

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