Brutkey

Markov Chainsaw
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
Markov Chainsaw
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

[Me, reading about the impending bursting of the AI bubble]: "Wait, so you're telling me these huge tech companies all bought way too many tulip bulbs from the same guy?"

Markov Chainsaw
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

I think about this a lot

Markov Chainsaw
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

Running for office on the single issue of Chaining Andrew Wakefield To A Rock And Having An Eagle Peck His Liver Out Every Day

Markov Chainsaw
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

It is exactly 10 years since the greatest/dumbest moment of my career. An event so significant that @Floppy@mastodon.me.uk had commemorative mugs made

https://sam.pikesley.org/talks/#the-story-of-the-arsebees-emf-2014

https://github.com/theodi/master-builder/commit/5786aa7284b59c023a2ccf39fa96cc88c7bb15da#diff-f933d8649d1c06e51077a8f890943677

Markov Chainsaw
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

We may discover, as we so often do, that my primary purpose is to serve as a warning to others

Markov Chainsaw
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

And probably an @emf@social.emfcamp.org talk

Markov Chainsaw
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

I have just normalised (mostly by hand) dozens of YAML files. This endeavour is either very stupid or fiendishly clever (or maybe both). It's certainly way out of hand

Whatever, there's certainly an entertaining blogpost in this

Markov Chainsaw
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

Chekhov's JSON

Markov Chainsaw
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

This seems like it would be an unsupported configuration on Netlify

Markov Chainsaw
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

I am down a deep, deep rabbithole where I'm about to consider deploying a graph-db in order that I can build my band's static website send help