Brutkey

Helen
@miffyhelen@beige.party
Helen
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I've fallen in love again. This time with Audrey Hepburn.

Helen
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Filling more gaps in my classic film viewing.

Today: Roman Holiday.

Helen
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I'll power on because of the endless recommendations, but for some unknown reason I despise reading things in first person.

Helen
@miffyhelen@beige.party

gets changed out of sweaty clothes
*cracks open a cool, refreshing beverage*
glasses on
*opens a new book she's been looking forward to for a couple of weeks*
reads first line

"I would have..."

closes book
#FuckFirstPersonNarratives

Helen
@miffyhelen@beige.party

A Bristol stool chart made with Creme Eggs.

Honestly, I love this place.

Helen
@miffyhelen@beige.party
Scale provided

For those thinking, "what if it's a Type 7 kind of day?!" here is a copy of the Bristol Stool Chart so you can decide.

An infographic from Wikimedia Commons titled Bristol Stool Chart. On the right are drawings of 7 different kinds of stool going from hard and lumpy to totally liquid. The 7 types are: Type 1 - Separate hard lumps - very constipated Type 2 - lumpy and sausage like - slightly constipated Type 3 - A sausage shape with cracks in the surface - Normal Type 4 - Like a smooth, soft sausage or snake - Normal Type 5 - Soft blobs with clear-cut edges - Lacking fibre Type 6 - Mushy consistency with ragged edges - Inflammation Type 7 - Liquid consistency with no solos pieces - Inflammation
Helen
@miffyhelen@beige.party

The best thing about having a bowel disease is making others feel uncomfortable when you're so comfortable talking about poo all the time.

Wishing you all a Type 4 kind of day 🙏🙏

Helen
@miffyhelen@beige.party

About to get dressed for the first time in 3 days. Wish me luck!

Helen
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First time I've ever seen Bob Hope in something. He's a lot smaller and younger than the caricatures I've seen of him.

Helen
@miffyhelen@beige.party

Now Playing: The Iron Petticoat

A Bob Hope and Katherine Hepburn comedy

I'm about 2mins in and it makes me want to watch The Russians Are Coming! The Russians Are Coming!