Brutkey

Alien software, human hardware
@mavu@mastodon.social

I am very funny and will like and boost every cat picture i see. EXCEPT YOURS PAUL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.(*)

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Alien software, human hardware
@mavu@mastodon.social

@skinnylatte@hachyderm.io wait.
Wait.
You are saying we, as a species, could have developed a food supplement that turns our bones purple, and instead invented atom bombs, plastic and twitter?
Fuck this shit. If any aliens stop by, I'm out of here.
There got to be some civilization out there, that got their priorities right.

Alien software, human hardware
@mavu@mastodon.social

The five stages of autistic/neurotypical conversation:
- Greeting
- Running out of scripted small-talk
- Language center activating emergency autopilot
- awkward goodbyes
- months of cringing thinking back this encounter.

#actuallyautistic


Alien software, human hardware
@mavu@mastodon.social

The five stages of autistic/neurotypical conversation:
- Greeting
- Running out of scripted small-talk
- Language center activating emergency autopilot
- awkward goodbyes
- months of cringing thinking back this encounter.

#actuallyautistic