Brutkey

Fesshole 🧻
@fesshole@mastodon.social

I try to park my Vespa next to another Vespa in the carpark whenever possible so they can chat, in Italian.

N33R "Erregung öffentlichen Ärgernisses" ⚸ 🩸 :lesbian:
@N33R@fops.cloud

if you're cold, they're cold
plug the random flash drives at C3 into your computer

nanoparsec
@nanoparsec@social.yakshed.org

Hello #39c3

xeniax ⏚
@Xeniax@mastodon.ml

#39c3tickets #39c3

I have two tickets for 39c3 to sell, I had to cancel because of illness. Share this widely! Thanks a lot 💖

Update : tickets sold, thanks everyone

🦋ShouldbeWriting🦋
@vanellopemint@mastodon.art

"We wish to honor the first earthling into space," said the aliens, "by inviting them to join us on our journey across the cosmos."

The earth representative frowned. "You must mean Yuri Gagarin? Unfortunately, he is long dead."

"A minor detail, given our technology," the aliens replied, "and no, we do not refer to the human."

The air grew bright and hot. Colors swirled. A dog appeared.

Said the aliens, "Come with us, Laika. Join us on our journey."

The dog barked happily.

#microfiction

Gergely "lets train iocaine on rec.arts.erotica archives" Nagy
@algernon@come-from.mad-scientist.club

Twins got tablets for Christmas. They asked me to put parental controls on it, because the neighbour kid has it on his tablet, and the twins wanted to see wtf it is.

It took them about 30 minutes to get around it.

They're 8.

Anyone who thinks they can stop a determined teen from acessing whatever they want is an idiot.

justsoup 💛 musl
@justsoup@mstdn.social

Congrats #ElementaryOS on a new release! I personally don't use Elementary, but if anybody wants to try out Linux, I would point them in their direction. All the Elementary devs really know what makes a desktop usable for the average non-techy user, and that's unique in the Linux distro space.

#Linux

Old Weird Scotland
@WeirdScotland@mastodon.scot

Christmas advice for ladies, courtesy of the Dundee Courier. (1930-1934)

#OldWeirdScotland

Phoronix
@phoronix@masto.ai

Micro QuickJS Engine Compiles & Runs JavaScript With As Little As 10kB Of RAM

Very talented open-source developer Fabrice Bellard who already is well known for his work on QEMU, the Tiny C Compiler, and FFmpeg, has another accomplishment: Micro QuickJS. The Micro QuickJS JavaScript engine can compile and run JavaScript programs with as little as 10 kB of RAM...
https://www.phoronix.com/news/Micro-QuickJS