Brutkey

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The system is rigged.

One dollar bills are designed to dissolve after one week of use. This is how the government keeps impoverished people from building wealth.
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This is why people only share blurry photos of the monster. Because it looks embarrassingly derpy up close.

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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Lerk Ners Mernster Mug. Or as they call her in Scotland, Nersie.
https://collabs.shop/qjz4ut

A white ceramic mug featuring a cartoon illustration of the Loch Ness Monster. The creature is teal with a derpy expression and its tongue sticking out, partially submerged in blue water waves. Above the illustration, teal text reads "LERK NERS," and below it, the word "MERNSTER" is written in the same font and color.
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

Your voice sounds different on the phone because an operator listens to what you say and quickly repeats it to the person on the other end of the line.
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I'm not asking you to support my Patreon because my facts might bring a little joy to your day.

Not because it's cool to support small creative projects.

Not even because the economy is crashing.

I'm simply asking because Ruby demands that I buy more treats.
https://www.patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Cute grey and white kitten with striking green eyes, her paws are up on the couch and she's staring into the camera.
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I'm not sure if I follow.

"If a man called a duck a goose, women used to smile, nod, and pretend it was a goose. Now they'll just tell youit's a duck. So don't tell me the patriarchy still exists." 61e -Clint Eastwood
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Smart.

Andre the Giant employed an entourage of toddlers to follow him everywhere and make him appear even larger by comparison.
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