Brutkey

Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

That blows my mind.

Cody Boone Ferguson
@xexyl@fosstodon.org

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social fun fact about alcohol: it is the only psychoactive substance that has no half life; it exits the body at a linear rate.

🤯Matera the Mad🤯
@matera@mastodon.sdf.org

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
Yes, but that's ONE beer. It is an even lower quality fact, and one far less known, that more beers have a cumulative effect, accelerating the metabolism, so the more beer you drink, the faster it leaves your system. So, MOAR BEERZ!

Andrew
@fletch@mapstodon.space

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social the tricky part is identifying which beer your body chooses to hold onto. You don’t want that light shyte hanging around