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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Lonk Mug. Don't ask me why they decided to put a picture of Zelda on the mug, I don't get it either.
https://collabs.shop/t6x3hk

A white mug with a cartoon version of Link with huge derpy eyes. It says LONK.
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I could see it.

Pete Davidson was bullied in high school because all of his friends were lizards.
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In response to Bruce Springsteen's anti-ICE song, Nicki Minaj has released a new single titled "Boots Taste So Good".

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Sounds about right.

Taco Bell spends 85% of their profits on bribing health inspectors.
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There is only one email that finds me well, and it is the one that says "Happy birthday! Here is a voucher for one free small ice cream cone."

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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "Your Email Did Not Find Me Well" T-shirt. If I could go back in time I would find the person who invented email and seal them away in a deep dark cave to prevent all the harm they would eventually cause society.
https://collabs.shop/choz4t

A yellow t-shirt featuring a cartoon green frog sitting at a laptop. Above the frog, text reads, "YOUR EMAIL DID NOT FIND ME WELL."
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Snakes are so misunderstood.

Snakes bite humans because it is the only way they know how to show affection.
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Robert has some strong opinions.

" "My grandkids taught me about Pokemon. hate that shit. We would've lost the war if Japan had those devils Ban that shit before it's too late. . " -Robert De Niro
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Genuinely surprised to see so much criticism of Republicans on here lately. I expected their "pro-killing innocent Americans in cold blood" platform to resonate with more people.