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Me: If being silly is a crime, then lock me up.

Judge: You robbed a bank.

Me: And I feel very silly for doing that.

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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Silly Goose Mug. Tomorrow a headline could read "ICE detains goose for being too silly" and everyone would just be like "Oh no! He will never be seen again". That is the stage of fascism we're approaching. The unlawful goose detainment stage.
https://collabs.shop/hn0tgl

A white mug with a goose behind bars. It says "got too silly".
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Stay safe everyone.

Migraines can be transmitted through kissing.
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Ben Shapiro is exhausting.

"If a baby begins to cry,t that means - have won the debate. The infant clearly has no factual evidence to support its argument, so it has resorted to emotional manipulation." " -Ben Shapiro
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That's so interesting.

Casimir Zeglen invented the bulletproof west because he loved the thrill of getting shot, but didn't want the bullet wounds to kill him.
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If anyone ever breaks up with you and gives you the ol' "It's not you, it's me", what they really mean is "You don't know enough about frogs. I want a partner who knows way more about frogs".

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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Ask Me About Frogs T-shirt. Screw dating apps, meet people the old fashioned way. By wearing a frog shirt and wooing potential suitors by impressing them with your incredibly attractive wealth of frog knowledge.
https://collabs.shop/g8rbzd

A white tshirt with a bunch of frogs on it. It says ask me about frogs.
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That's good to know.

In Norway, people give each other the middle finger in order to wish them good health.