Brutkey

Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Ask Me About Frogs T-shirt. Screw dating apps, meet people the old fashioned way. By wearing a frog shirt and wooing potential suitors by impressing them with your incredibly attractive wealth of frog knowledge.
https://collabs.shop/g8rbzd

Jay Grant 🏳️‍⚧️
@mxjaygrant@triangletoot.party

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social I'm disappointed, the shirt seems to be gone 😔

I want people to talk to me about frogs

RBuzz
@RBuzz@ioc.exchange

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

If I'm married, is wearing this shirt tantamount to adultery?

crouton
@crouton@aus.social

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social i have herps. You want some herps?

Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

If anyone ever breaks up with you and gives you the ol' "It's not you, it's me", what they really mean is "You don't know enough about frogs. I want a partner who knows way more about frogs".

Sadie
@Burn_this_@beige.party

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
Story of my life, really. Frogs and the OSI model.

Hans-Cees 🌳🌳🤢🦋🐈🐈🍋🍋🐝🐜
@hanscees@ieji.de

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social you are quite right. Ordering now. They go well with my mug

Michael Weiss
@mweiss@infosec.exchange

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social the secret to hoppiness.

Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social or turtles

it could be turtles