Low Quality FactsTonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Silly Goose Mug. Tomorrow a headline could read "ICE detains goose for being too silly" and everyone would just be like "Oh no! He will never be seen again". That is the stage of fascism we're approaching. The unlawful goose detainment stage.
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Negative12DollarBill@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Have you MET a goose lately? ICE could never.
Jonathan@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
ICE proclaims, "goose cooked itself while in detention", its agents had nothing to do with it, although they found it delicious with potatoes
Low Quality FactsMe: If being silly is a crime, then lock me up.
Judge: You robbed a bank.
Me: And I feel very silly for doing that.
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social That makes me gigger and raff a raht! Dassa funny one! You're awesome! Seriously lol, that sounds like something my friend daniel k would say.