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A woven tapestry depicting a retro sci-fi scene where a large, dark UFO hovers in a teal sky, casting a bright yellow tractor beam down toward the ground. In the foreground, two silhouettes of cowboys on horseback are positioned within the light of the beam, set against a backdrop of purple and reddish-pink clouds. 8357d12a6c8a6053.jpg Jack Black says that his trademark loudness stems from him needing to shout his jokes at his hearing-impaired grandfather, who encouraged Jack to become a comedian. eca70a41a5901414.jpg Lions only roar while they are defecating. 2b8e1375781856c7.jpg A vibrant green burro's tail succulent with long, cascading stems of plump, teardrop-shaped leaves overflows from a sleek white ceramic pot on a light wood surface. f111cd2c9515808d.jpg [First day at work as a fireman] Other Fireman: Grab the extinguisher! Me: Extinguish her? I hardly even know her! Me: Seriously though is that the red thing? d14c67b1223e62f1.jpg The Cuban Missile Crisis was averted when a CIA agent called the Soviet Union and told them to stand down in a Russian accent, claiming to be the ghost of Joseph Stalin. 0daeab01836cce10.jpg A plush white and brown calico cat popping out of a large, soft red apple. The apple has a simple smiling face and thin brown legs. A smaller, plain plush red apple sits next to it on a white textured surface. 06e0da501c585924.jpg There is a running gag across all James Bond movies that James does not know how to tie his shoes. cfe0c84f73ab9a80.jpg The Queen of England has three pet corgis, and she routinely drinks their blood to slow the aging process. 62de82028b323793.jpg A vibrant, warm-toned still life featuring various global spice blends from Raw Spice Bar. Several brown paper spice pouches, including "Berbere Blend," "Spanish Paella," and "Herbs de Provence," are arranged around a woven basket, decorative pottery, and a small camel figurine. In the background, three glowing red paper lanterns hang above a vintage globe. In the foreground, small mounds of colorful ground spices are displayed on a long slate serving board alongside recipe cards. 5ea84fe88b709f23.jpg