Brutkey

Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but today's Low Quality Ad is for this Apple and Cat Plush. I dare you to name a more iconic duo than apples and cats. Peanut butter and jelly? Not even close. Batman and Robin? Never heard of them.
https://collabs.shop/yxsz6q

A plush white and brown calico cat popping out of a large, soft red apple. The apple has a simple smiling face and thin brown legs. A smaller, plain plush red apple sits next to it on a white textured surface.

Coyoty
@coyoty@mstdn.social

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Catatouille!

Edelruth, PBS Passport Holder
@Edelruth@mastodon.online

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

That's some seriously good advertising copy 👍

Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

For the record, the cat has hallowed out that apple to go inside him. It effectively lobotomized him.

olliestudio45
@olliestudio45@theforkiverse.com

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social like Chordodes formosanus and Toxoplasma gondii (high quality facts)

Dreaming of dad jazz.
@michaelcoyote@mastodon.social

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social on the plus side he's no longer anxious all the time.