Brutkey

Joel Michael
@jpm@aus.social

WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

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Viss
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https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cgqn8e4e700o

ill save you the click:
its because businesses in very large part do not give two shits about security, and the people who work in security feel like their jobs dont matter. when you discover that your leadership doesnt give a shit about you or your work, its incredibly demoralizing. why should you give a shit if nobody else does?

thank you for coming to my ted talk

Joel Michael
@jpm@aus.social

@Viss@mastodon.social yuuuuup.

Executives: but we are a <thing> company not a computer company!

IT:
gestures at all the computers

Executives: too expensive, not our core business, not spending any money on IT

IT:
firefighting with duct tape

Ransomware: surprise motherfuckers!

Executives:
surprised pickachu face

Joel Michael
@jpm@aus.social

β€œthe committed support for Oracle Solaris until at least 2037”

Joel Michael
@jpm@aus.social

First coffee is for starting heart

Second coffee is for starting brain

Third coffee is for starting work

Joel Michael
@jpm@aus.social

X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*

Joel Michael
@jpm@aus.social

I probably should do an #introduction too

I'm Joel, the
#wifi -whacker, #network -noodler, #linux - licker, and #security -spooner. I also do a bunch of #electronics design and #embedded coding, while wondering why #3dPrinting still sucks so much.

There will be regular
#DadLife and #CatsOfMastodon posts, and likely a lot of swearing as well


Joel Michael
@jpm@aus.social

Modern corporate IT is so incredibly fucked. 1/4 of the work craptop’s memory is being used by Microsoft Teams, another 1/4 is being used by one of the 3 endpoint β€œprotection” agents (Trellix). I have just rebooted and not started any applications, yet 57% of the 16GB of RAM is already in use.

Joel Michael
@jpm@aus.social

Going to use some green pear wood cuttings to add smoke to the BBQ pork roast tonight. Should be full of sap after winter and smoke up nicely.

Joel Michael
@jpm@aus.social

Geelong is the Newcastle of Victoria

Joel Michael
@jpm@aus.social

Hey @trib@aus.social has your jar of spicy goodness arrived yet?

Joel Michael
@jpm@aus.social

Hey rockologists of the Fediverse, what kind of rock is this? Found in my garden, outer western suburbs of Melbourne. It doesn’t look like the normal kind of rocks we get around here though so it’s probably a decorative piece. #AskFedi

EDIT: appears to be flint?
https://mastodon.social/@David_Hollingworth/114980260536704207

Joel Michael
@jpm@aus.social

β€œthe committed support for Oracle Solaris until at least 2037”

Joel Michael
@jpm@aus.social

+++ATH0

Joel Michael
@jpm@aus.social

First coffee is for starting heart

Second coffee is for starting brain

Third coffee is for starting work

Joel Michael
@jpm@aus.social

X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*

Joel Michael
@jpm@aus.social

I probably should do an #introduction too

I'm Joel, the
#wifi -whacker, #network -noodler, #linux - licker, and #security -spooner. I also do a bunch of #electronics design and #embedded coding, while wondering why #3dPrinting still sucks so much.

There will be regular
#DadLife and #CatsOfMastodon posts, and likely a lot of swearing as well