Brutkey

John-Paul Keates
@jpkeates@mastodon.social

Drinking my morning coffee with ginger nuts and chocolate fingers.

Although HR says I mustn’t call them that anymore.

John-Paul Keates
@jpkeates@mastodon.social

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary

Allegation - To claim that someone lies in water and bites things.

John-Paul Keates
@jpkeates@mastodon.social

Returning from prison, Tony Orlando listened to the regular pulse of the wheels.
He worried about what he’d find when he got home.
Drowsy, he spilled his coffee on the drunken pierced indigenous Canadian next to him.

Tyre mellow rhythm browned the holed soaked cree?

Yep.

#Lunchpun

John-Paul Keates
@jpkeates@mastodon.social

Everything started to kick off, and I was about to open a can of whoop-ass, then realised it would be much nicer if I reused some of yesterday’s leftover fresh ass and quickly knocked together a new batch of whoop.