John-Paul KeatesRetired
My posts are almost entirely jokes and terrible puns.
I'm a 64 year old, straight white male. So my experiences of racism and sexism have been largely positive.
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John-Paul KeatesEverything started to kick off, and I was about to open a can of whoop-ass, then realised it would be much nicer if I reused some of yesterday’s leftover fresh ass and quickly knocked together a new batch of whoop.
John-Paul KeatesDrinking my morning coffee with ginger nuts and chocolate fingers.
Although HR says I mustn’t call them that anymore.
John-Paul Keates#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary
Allegation - To claim that someone lies in water and bites things.
John-Paul KeatesReturning from prison, Tony Orlando listened to the regular pulse of the wheels.
He worried about what he’d find when he got home.
Drowsy, he spilled his coffee on the drunken pierced indigenous Canadian next to him.
Tyre mellow rhythm browned the holed soaked cree?
Yep.
#Lunchpun
John-Paul KeatesEverything started to kick off, and I was about to open a can of whoop-ass, then realised it would be much nicer if I reused some of yesterday’s leftover fresh ass and quickly knocked together a new batch of whoop.