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Sven Slootweg, low-spoons mode ("still kinky and horny anyway")
@joepie91@fedi.slightly.tech

We made a snowkitty!

#snow

Sven Slootweg, low-spoons mode ("still kinky and horny anyway")
@joepie91@fedi.slightly.tech

FYI, looks like an zero-day exploit just dropped that allows unauthenticated extraction of secrets from the memory of any MongoDB version going back 10 years, over the internet, automated exploit included: https://github.com/joe-desimone/mongobleed

Going to have mixed feelings about this one, but I feel obliged to point out:
MongoDB is particularly popular in the Silicon Valley tech industry
... including among the military contractors there, on whom it is now basically open season
... (but who are probably going to be very upset if someone grabs their internal shit, and with considerable drive to get the perpetrator prosecuted, so y'know, personal safety and all that)

Edit: Apparently not a zero-day, seems to have been reported a couple days ago already (but still very likely unpatched in most places for now)

Sven Slootweg, low-spoons mode ("still kinky and horny anyway")
@joepie91@fedi.slightly.tech

Hi, it's me 😀

(If you were following me on my old account, you've probably already seen this one!)

Sven Slootweg, low-spoons mode ("still kinky and horny anyway")
@joepie91@fedi.slightly.tech

These apply to everyone*, both online and in dirtspace, even if I don't know you personally (yes, including the intimate ones!), unless you've been told otherwise. If something says "yes", that means you don't need to ask first! If asking is needed, it will say so.

And for completeness' sake, getting blocked is a type of "being told otherwise".

( Strictly speaking not everyone*, but if you've found me here and the rest of my profile hasn't scared you off, then you've passed the filter and you're definitely in the group of people I mean 🙂)

The short version: I'm okay with a lot more things without asking than most people, especially around intimate things, but I do not want to 'debate' you. The details are below.

## Fedi stuff

- Follow: yes
- Boost things I post: yes, anything that's boostable
- Favorite things I post: yes, always okay
- Link someone to a post of mine: yes, always okay
- Screenshot a post: yes, unless it contains personal information about someone else, or it's a followers-only post
- DMing me: yes
- DMing me nudes: yes!
- Add a hashtag in a reply: ask first
- Reply: see below

## Conversation

- Strike up conversation: yes
- Infodump: yes please!
- Flirting with me: yes please! But if you're too coy about it, I may not recognize it, being blunt usually works better if you want something to happen
- Talking about lewd or kinky things: yes please! Though ask first for graphical descriptions of injury
- Asking questions: yes, personal questions also fine
- Discussion: yes, but not debate, only discussion with the goal of furthering mutual understanding
- Promoting your favourite thing: no, unless I asked for suggestions
- ... but, sharing your own projects: yes please!
- Venting towards me personally: ask first
- Asking me for help: yes, can't guarantee I can help, but don't hesitate to ask
- Repeating fascist/ableist/racist/sexist/transphobic/etc. talking points at me: absolutely not, unless you're looking to get yelled at and made very uncomfortable (in which case, if that's your kink, there are better ways to get there)

## Touch and intimacy

For intimate things, use your best judgment on whether it's appropriate to do in a shared or public space; personally I have no issues with it (hell, I'm an exhibitionist) but do keep in mind the needs and boundaries of other people in shared spaces. That having been said, public displays of affection should be normalized, especially for queer folks.

- Asking for interest/consent: yes, and please do so bluntly! There are a lot of things that I'm (almost) always okay with, and even things that you don't need to ask about at all, but I encourage talking about consent in general, and there is a lot more that I will probably agree to if you are willing to talk about it for a bit!
- Hugs: yes
- Touching me: yes, I encourage it
- Touching me intimately: yes, in any way
- Groping: yes
- Cuddling: yes
- Kissing: ask first
- Fucking me: yes (but this probably only makes sense in intimate settings, but *you don't need to ask* as long as it is done safely)
- Restraining me for kinky/lewd purposes: yes (but likewise)
- Undressing me: yes (but likewise)
- Manhandling me: yes (but likewise)
- Recording/sharing intimate things: yes, but I can't give that permission for others
- Everything else: ask! And I can probably give you an additional list of what is okay *for you, personally* to do without asking.

If I seem taken aback by intimate contact, that's usually just a reflexive response because of sudden sensory input; it's not an indication that it's unwanted. My body language is not reliable. If I have a problem with something, I will tell you so explicitly!

Like, I want to really emphasize this: I basically always crave touch, I'm almost always horny, and I'm very kinky. I understand exactly what I'm agreeing to here, and I mean it - you will not get in trouble for taking these things as literally as written. I have considered the risks involved, and they are acceptable to me.

The only important thing is that you understand and accept "no" without question; CNC is something that requires negotiation first.

Sven Slootweg, low-spoons mode ("still kinky and horny anyway")
@joepie91@fedi.slightly.tech

If you want to fuck me then please please please just tell me that even if you think you "have no chance" or whatever because my libido is higher than a stoner and the sexual/kink deprivation is killing me

I have travelled halfway across Europe for sex before, I am entirely serious about this

Sven Slootweg, low-spoons mode ("still kinky and horny anyway")
@joepie91@fedi.slightly.tech

For people who have been to both MCH2022 and #WHY2025, I would like to know what your thoughts are on the "liveliness" of this year's camp; how much (people) energy there was during both day and night, how cool the installations and projects were, and so on. The "vibe", for lack of a better word.

Sven Slootweg, low-spoons mode ("still kinky and horny anyway")
@joepie91@fedi.slightly.tech

If you got a follow (request) from me recently, it's most likely because I'm in the process of migrating from my pixie.town account, and in the process also restoring some severed connections. If you didn't expect a follow request for on reason or another, apologies; I'm working from a slightly outdated list.

For verification that this is a legitimate account: I've added it to the profile fields on my old account! And also slightly.tech is my own domain.

(If you think that you should have gotten a follow request, but haven't yet: it takes quite a while for GoToSocial to process the whole follow import, presumably because it's rate-limited. It will arrive eventually!)