Brutkey

ideaPDish
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Twitter refugee, cat lover,
humorist specializing in dad jokes and artichokes
There is nothing I'd rather make fun of than seriousness. Seriously.
I make things, and I break them too.


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@jpkeates@mastodon.social
You got me started with all this fodder for dad jokes.

I tried my luck with standup, but kept being told to sit down. While sitting in my car and came up with the idea of drive by commedy.

I moved it to zoom, but that didn't work as well as twitter,. which was designed for one liners and dad jokes.

It was a marriage made... Like all good things, she was decaptivating and sold into slavery.. she became my Ex. Then some african hotten tot, turned her from hot to not and I lost my spot.

Now I'm here, where I can toot like noone is reading.

How'd did you get here?
I was born this way.


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@lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org

Lookie, a south side chicago community parade, Bud Billikiin
drew a larger croud than the croud on you know who's birthday parade.

https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/2025/08/09/billiken-parade-black-history-chicago-defender-back-to-school?tpcc=cst_cm

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@pathfinder@beige.party @Alice@beige.party

Or e. ColAI

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@dgar@aus.social

Did you ever wonder why google decided to call it recapcha instead of voight-kampft?

I did. I thought I'd RUN it past you.