Dan Fixes Coin-Ops
Dan Fixes Coin-OpsWhy say that
Why even bring it up
Why put that idea in people's heads
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops🐹
Don't fill it up with bones
🐹 No bones
🦝
...just,
🐹 NO
🦝 ...one bone?
🐹 Two at ABSOLUTE max
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops🐹 Aye cheers, hope you enjoy it, don't go fillin' it up wi' bones, any problems just give us a ring
🦝 Yeah, we'll - what was that last bit sorry
🐹 Just give us a ring aye
Dan Fixes Coin-OpsWhy say that
Why even bring it up
Why put that idea in people's heads
Dan Fixes Coin-OpsGot a project that's gonna involve shaping a bit of hill so I got myself a garden roller
I've never owned a garden roller so I figured it'd arrive empty to save on shipping weight and then you'd fill it up with bones, but the manual specifically says not to do that
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops🐹 Aye cheers, hope you enjoy it, don't go fillin' it up wi' bones, any problems just give us a ring
🦝 Yeah, we'll - what was that last bit sorry
🐹 Just give us a ring aye
Dan Fixes Coin-OpsGot a project that's gonna involve shaping a bit of hill so I got myself a garden roller
I've never owned a garden roller so I figured it'd arrive empty to save on shipping weight and then you'd fill it up with bones, but the manual specifically says not to do that
Dan Fixes Coin-OpsMet the bloke from Bloop Museum today, he's moving to like ten minutes away from me lol
He came to the library with a Sega Pico and a Casio Loopy and I said wow is that a Casio Loopy and he said wow barely anyone even knows what that is and I said well I'm on fedi
You people did this to me
Dan Fixes Coin-OpsI'm old enough to remember when THE SEATBELT LAW was new
Like, I remember when we got a seatbelt fitted to the back seat of the car, because it didn't come with one!
Dan Fixes Coin-OpsMy dad: 🐺
I actually agree with this new law
Me, very young: 🦝 Yeah
🐺 The passengers of every car should wear seatbelts
🦝 It's uncomfortable but OK safety is good
🐺 The driver on the other hand
🦝
🐺 Should not be ALLOWED a seatbelt
🦝 hm
🐺 and there should be a big metal SPIKE
🐺 checking both ways
🐺 sticking out of the steering column
🐺 setting indicator
🐺 aimed right at their heart
🦝
🐺 and then maybe they'd take a little bit more care 😌
Dan Fixes Coin-OpsI'm old enough to remember when THE SEATBELT LAW was new
Like, I remember when we got a seatbelt fitted to the back seat of the car, because it didn't come with one!
Dan Fixes Coin-OpsA finger on the monkey's paw curls over, and in 2027 you put a quarter in an old gumball machine and receive a QR code that you can scan with the gm.bls app to receive a gumball in the post with optional 2 day delivery available for $2.99
Dan Fixes Coin-OpsTake a video of yourself inserting a quarter and turning the handle, and within 45 minutes a gig worker will throw a gumball at your head as he drives past
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops🦊
Dan are you seriously suggesting that we replace credit cards with old gumball machines full of numbers or QR codes in those little plastic eggs
🦝 Do you have a BETTER IDEA
Dan Fixes Coin-OpsA finger on the monkey's paw curls over, and in 2027 you put a quarter in an old gumball machine and receive a QR code that you can scan with the gm.bls app to receive a gumball in the post with optional 2 day delivery available for $2.99
Dan Fixes Coin-OpsGranted they're usually on quarter mechs and will require a damn good scrub to remove the last lonely gumballs
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops🦊 Dan are you seriously suggesting that we replace credit cards with old gumball machines full of numbers or QR codes in those little plastic eggs
🦝 Do you have a BETTER IDEA