Brutkey

Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party
Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

had an ant on me an hour ago so now it feels like i have an ant on me about every 12 seconds

Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

Popeyes has pretty good chicken but frankly it’s bullshit that they don’t have spinach

Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

alt-text but for explaining jokes i’m too dumb to get

Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

ewok is short for electronic wok

Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

did the creator of Whac-a-Mole hate any other animals

Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party

no i don’t want to β€œhang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet