Anon Opin@anon_opin@mastodon.social
Chip shops would do really great business if they opened at 7am, so people could buy a battered sausage and chips to eat on the bus to work.
Anon Opin@anon_opin@mastodon.social
Anon Opin@anon_opin@mastodon.social
Anon Opin@anon_opin@mastodon.social
I love the fact that GNORTS MR ALIEN is Neil Armstrong backwards.
Anon Opin@anon_opin@mastodon.social
If I was in an ultra advanced future civilization, I'd have much better things to do than run a simulation of my ancestors, and then make it so they felt they were alive but didn't know they were in a simulation.
Anon Opin@anon_opin@mastodon.social
There are no cover versions of a Beatles song that are as good as the original. Every cover of a Dylan song is better than the original.
Anon Opin@anon_opin@mastodon.social
There is no better joy in life than seeing a dog get the zoomies.
Anon Opin@anon_opin@mastodon.social
All these "London is finished" tweets are massively insulting to the residents and blatantly not written by anyone who has actually lived here for any length of time.
Anon Opin@anon_opin@mastodon.social
Nobody cares about your digital detox. The fact that you're back on the socials bleating on about it means it failed.
Anon Opin@anon_opin@mastodon.social
QR codes are fucking awesome. Whoever came up with the idea of obfuscating potentially dangerous URLs in the name of convenience is a fucking genius.
Anon Opin@anon_opin@mastodon.social
Fonzie was not "cool." Getting old, stuck in a shit small town, hanging around trying to impress younger lads who were literally still at school. Tragic fucking bastard.
Anon Opin@anon_opin@mastodon.social
Unscheduled telephone calls are only acceptable when they are to communicate an unexpected death. Answering the phone with "Who died?" is a good way to let callers know that they have made a terrible mistake.