Brutkey

BenderIsGreat34
@andymoose@fedi.aiga.rocks
BenderIsGreat34
@andymoose@fedi.aiga.rocks

Senior, dgaf anymore: β€œSo, looks like you’re loading the entire database table into a list here and then using filter to locate the record you want”

Vibe coder: β€œit works though right?”

Senior: β€œIt’s my last day here so, sure. PR approved.”

BenderIsGreat34
@andymoose@fedi.aiga.rocks

Someday my son might read my mastodon posts, perhaps after I’m gone, and think to himself β€œwow dad really needed therapy eh?”

BenderIsGreat34
@andymoose@fedi.aiga.rocks

Guy in dim sum restaurant: why are you wearing a mask?

Me: look mate, I don’t want trouble - I’m just here for the sticky rice and pork.

Guy: Covid is over dude. Take it off.

Me: ok, you asked for this
fist starts to glow yellow

(We’re watching Iron Fist and The Defenders right now so a lot of my daydream anxiety cope fantasies involve super powers lol)