BenderIsGreat34British but running Canadian Firmware since 2010, software is my business but sitting down is my passion. Immune compromised and suffering from chronic LC-inspired body-fuckery and being very careful about the plague that shall not be named. Father of autistic boy. On here as a form of primal scream therapy. My views are my own - because they are coming from me (duh).
Been on mastodon since 2022 but moved to this instance in 2025.
BenderIsGreat34Senior, dgaf anymore: “So, looks like you’re loading the entire database table into a list here and then using filter to locate the record you want”
Vibe coder: “it works though right?”
Senior: “It’s my last day here so, sure. PR approved.”
BenderIsGreat34Someday my son might read my mastodon posts, perhaps after I’m gone, and think to himself “wow dad really needed therapy eh?”
BenderIsGreat34Guy in dim sum restaurant: why are you wearing a mask?
Me: look mate, I don’t want trouble - I’m just here for the sticky rice and pork.
Guy: Covid is over dude. Take it off.
Me: ok, you asked for this fist starts to glow yellow
(We’re watching Iron Fist and The Defenders right now so a lot of my daydream anxiety cope fantasies involve super powers lol)