The key words "AND MAKE IT FAST", "ABSOLUTELY NOT", and "LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT" in this document are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119.
SCP:
academic or bureaucratic language
there's a bunch that are just jokes
not real, can't hurt you
RFC:
academic or bureaucratic language
there's a bunch that are just jokes
real, can hurt you
The key words "AND MAKE IT FAST", "ABSOLUTELY NOT", and "LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT" in this document are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119.
Kann jemand einen Anbieter fΓΌr die "Pflegebox" (Kassen-Anspruch auf Pflegemittel im Wert von 42β¬ fΓΌr Menschen mit Pflegegrad) empfehlen? Gibt es Unterschiede zwischen den Anbieter oder irgendwelche versteckten Fallen, Γberraschungsklauseln in den AGB, usw.?
#Pflege
@xyla@shitpost.trade @piku@blahaj.zone wait no I can do better
@xyla@shitpost.trade @piku@blahaj.zone
@xyla@shitpost.trade @piku@blahaj.zone omg guys its microsoft from fedi
@xyla@shitpost.trade @piku@blahaj.zone wait no I can do better
Mastodon needs a feature to assign visible-only-to-you nicknames to people. Notes aren't enough, I need to put "that one jerk", "bestie", "(subject) knower", "instance xy mod no. 5", and "nasty asshole" labels on people
What the FUCK?!!!?!?!?!
The aforementioned ISO standard symbols have one disadvantage: they are registered trademarks and must be licensed. The copyright lies with the international organization GINETEX, which has 18 member countries with national committees that monitor the use of care symbols in their respective territories.
Fuck ISO!
#Sewing
I just don't get it. The top thread tension was at 4 (out of 9) and the bottom tension is perfectly fine, and yet the fabric puckers and curves to the top as if the top tension were MASSIVELY to high?! I've reduced it to 2 and the problem persists. I don't get it.
This was a nearly straight edge when I cut it, now look at it. What the hell.
#Sewing
I don't believe in gods or spirits, but since every single sewing endeavour I've tried has failed catastrophically in unforeseen and often heretofore-thought-impossible ways, the conclusion that I must be cursed becomes ever more inescapable.
#Sewing
If the fabric weren't so goddamn prone to fraying, I would fucking STAPLE it in place.
I just don't get it. The top thread tension was at 4 (out of 9) and the bottom tension is perfectly fine, and yet the fabric puckers and curves to the top as if the top tension were MASSIVELY to high?! I've reduced it to 2 and the problem persists. I don't get it.
This was a nearly straight edge when I cut it, now look at it. What the hell.
#Sewing
And in true me fashion, because I have never ever had a machine that just worked, the machine has once again started to make suspicious clank-clank-clank noises, get stuck, and the motor cries out horrible when I try to sew.
#Sewing
If the fabric weren't so goddamn prone to fraying, I would fucking STAPLE it in place.