Brutkey

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)
@amberage@eldritch.cafe
Mx Amber Alex (she/it)
@amberage@eldritch.cafe

SCP:
academic or bureaucratic language
there's a bunch that are just jokes
not real, can't hurt you

RFC:
academic or bureaucratic language
there's a bunch that are just jokes
real, can hurt you

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)
@amberage@eldritch.cafe

The key words "AND MAKE IT FAST", "ABSOLUTELY NOT", and "LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT" in this document are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119.

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)
@amberage@eldritch.cafe

Kann jemand einen Anbieter fΓΌr die "Pflegebox" (Kassen-Anspruch auf Pflegemittel im Wert von 42€ fΓΌr Menschen mit Pflegegrad) empfehlen? Gibt es Unterschiede zwischen den Anbieter oder irgendwelche versteckten Fallen, Überraschungsklauseln in den AGB, usw.?

#Pflege

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)
@amberage@eldritch.cafe

@xyla@shitpost.trade @piku@blahaj.zone

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)
@amberage@eldritch.cafe

@xyla@shitpost.trade @piku@blahaj.zone wait no I can do better

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)
@amberage@eldritch.cafe

Mastodon needs a feature to assign visible-only-to-you nicknames to people. Notes aren't enough, I need to put "that one jerk", "bestie", "(subject) knower", "instance xy mod no. 5", and "nasty asshole" labels on people

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)
@amberage@eldritch.cafe

What the FUCK?!!!?!?!?!

The aforementioned ISO standard symbols have one disadvantage: they are registered trademarks and must be licensed. The copyright lies with the international organization GINETEX, which has 18 member countries with national committees that monitor the use of care symbols in their respective territories.
Fuck ISO!

#Sewing

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)
@amberage@eldritch.cafe

I just don't get it. The top thread tension was at 4 (out of 9) and the bottom tension is perfectly fine, and yet the fabric puckers and curves to the top as if the top tension were MASSIVELY to high?! I've reduced it to 2 and the problem persists. I don't get it.

This was a nearly straight edge when I cut it, now look at it. What the hell.

#Sewing

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)
@amberage@eldritch.cafe

I don't believe in gods or spirits, but since every single sewing endeavour I've tried has failed catastrophically in unforeseen and often heretofore-thought-impossible ways, the conclusion that I must be cursed becomes ever more inescapable.

#Sewing

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)
@amberage@eldritch.cafe

I just don't get it. The top thread tension was at 4 (out of 9) and the bottom tension is perfectly fine, and yet the fabric puckers and curves to the top as if the top tension were MASSIVELY to high?! I've reduced it to 2 and the problem persists. I don't get it.

This was a nearly straight edge when I cut it, now look at it. What the hell.

#Sewing

Mx Amber Alex (she/it)
@amberage@eldritch.cafe

If the fabric weren't so goddamn prone to fraying, I would fucking STAPLE it in place.