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alina🔜

@alina@girldick.gay

i have a fun idea for how to break the collaborative markov bot, one would write a script to replace whitespaces with the unicode character nbsp aka non-breaking whitespace, which would be recognized by the markov learning model whatever as one single word and would allow for a total takeover of what it says + a bit of noise

@alina@girldick.gay

attaching my piracy scene denuvo release .nfo template as email signature

@alina@girldick.gay

kill typing indicators
kill read indicators
kill online statuses
kill telemetry
kill surveiling who of your mutuals unfollows you with a god damn twitter user script lmfao

@alina@girldick.gay

i'm practicing the art of what's called train-API-maxxing

i pulled an all-nighter so i could get an empty ICE train for 70€ cheaper at 4am and position myself at the exact meter that my carriage would arrive and open

and how did i know that? i crawled the spec sheets of the carriage's interior design so i could pick the best possible seat https://bahn.expert/WRSheets/412.13.pdf and then queried the API for in which platform sectors each carriage would arrive, direction etc

i am alina, my train is called Baureihe 412 (13 teilig), and i am in the only private cabin (per spec) of the entire train and can now drink beer and play videogames and deploy a k8s on the board computer at 250/kmh in my tiny 9m² apartment. but everybody calls me,,

puppy

a screenshot of the third page of the train specsheet

a photo of the inside of the cabin, my nixos laptop is in front of me

@alina@girldick.gay

food

chat rate my 1am snacc

whole wheat english bread muffins with mango curry hummus and kraft cheese slices

@alina@girldick.gay

what is your opinion on alina

@alina@girldick.gay

it's a fabulous time to be alive if you love:
- verification codes
- verifying your email
- yelling "REAL PERSON" into a phone at a robot
- reading nightmarish news all day every day
- hot