Brutkey

9.88 Benanas
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
cef16872e29cc963.mp4 Some cartoon bloke standing in outer space, saying THIS IS A FINE PLACE TO HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN 9a12449bbffed69f.jpg A worm-person driving a car made out of an apple. It's a drawing (OBVIOUSLY). The worm looks very happy and is wearing a hat. In the background a sad cat person looks on. They are also wearing a hat and for some reason.... a smart suit. I wanted to think of a cat-based business pun but the best I could come up with was 'miaowvers and shakers'. Sorry. f9b1e1b7e5433db2.jpg Cute lil cat in a husky dog outfit on a sofa sandwiched between two husky dogs 1e53cdc0ebc32301.jpg Classic James Bond Goldfinger exchange when he's trying to laser him in half, starting with the old chap. In the top panel we see Goldfinger in a snazzy dinner jacket and bowtie. He's looking down at Sean Connery strapped to the table, who's looking up and saying to Goldfinger "Do you expect me to fave?". In the lower panel, Goldfinger is replying "No Mr Bond, I expect you to boost". Just a little joke. 0192c7d199cb863a.png Collage of different food... Victoria sponge iced and dusted and beset by a crown pattern of jewel-like raspberries and golden 'maltesers' Christmas gingerbread house with chocolate yule log - ho ho ho (now I have a machine gun) Pumpkin pie - looks shiny and banging Ratatouille! Pretty colours and made in my favourite, banged up and burnt pan - delish Breaded sugar cinnamon knots Trashy hotdogs in crispy baps covered in crispy onions, ketchup and mustard with sweet potato fries, greens, rainbow 'slaw and mac'n'cheese (with a dollop of pesto) dfd3a1d2cb50717b.jpg Food collage.... Roast dins with all the trimmings and some kind of Wellington (I can't remember what I made it from but looks nice) Air fryer 'cheese & onion' crisps (pretty sure they were garlic powder and nooch - phenomenal crisps but so staggeringly labour-intensive as to not be at all worth it... Look pretty though) Chocolate hob nobs! Some kind of tarte tatin - I think this was a pear one Beautiful roasted tomato and garlic soup with pretty dots of balsamic and some swirls of olive oil A focaccia, pre-ovened, with olives, half cherry tomatoes and some homemade mozzarella d601432bf33e70f5.jpg Food collage.... A closed pie containing mac'n'cheese with 'bacon' bits and brocolli (it was ridiculous) Toffee popcorn birthday cake with popcorn on the top and toffee dribbling down the side, lit by a ray of sunlight.... FROM THE HEAVENS Baps, pre-cooked Two half's of a double layer choc chip cake before assembly Helix-cut potato on sticks before being brushed with garlic and parsley oil and roasted A silken tofu spinach and tomato quiche 😋 19bc3c16348712b9.jpg Another ratatouille in my stupid beaten up pan - can't help it - I love it Another tarte tatin - I think this is an apple one An enormous lasagne, pre-cooked - here we see a surface of cheesy bechamel dotted with pesto with swirls of olive oil Pineapple upside down cake! My attempt to take an arty pic of some paella - it's in a red casserole with the lid half off, resting on a black and white tablecloth Pancakes covered in stuff - choc, whipped cream, fruit.... Heaven 5e3b03591db5aaa5.jpg