Nick@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Businesses who don’t prominently put their opening times and their address on their website should be banned from the internet.
Nick@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Nick@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Nick@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
LLMs aren’t only wrong, they’re wrong in such a fucking annoying tone of voice.
Nick@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Moving out of the holiday home, which also requires me to prepare my innocent face for when the kids ask where their expansive pebble collection is.
Nick@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Dean Cain is what you get when you order Kevin Sorbo from Temu.
Nick@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
This too shall pass, but it could show a little more urgency about that, if I’m being honest.
Nick@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Man arrested for obscene behaviour with a washing machine. Claims that he "couldn't get enough of that Zanussy".
Nick@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Yeah sure, why not. Nothing matters.
Nick@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Just decided on my funeral arrangements.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0r7z2ynd2lo
Nick@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
My new coffee machine wants to be connected to the internet. I am not letting it connect to the internet. If it’s bored, it can read a book.
Nick@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Mastodon is not for everyone. It is not going to attract Fiat 500 Twitter, or Strongbow Dark Fruits Twitter. We should be content with it spreading organically by word of mouth between library mice in tiny cosy sweaters and IT technicians in bondage gear.