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Mark Newton
@NewtonMark@eigenmagic.net

Australia. Pug owner. Private pilot. Professional internet geek. Opinions vary.

β€œStrong and healthy communities look out for their most vulnerable members first.” β€” Daniel Reeders, 15 February 2025


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Mark Newton
@NewtonMark@eigenmagic.net

New instance, new #introduction

I'm a nerd for an internet company.

I used to do engineering strategy for automated orchestration frameworks for large scale networks, aiming for API layers to turn heterogeneous networks into something that looks roughly like what we think SDNs are supposed to be.

More recently, I’ve started hunting for new challenges as an SRE.

When I'm not working I'm flying airplanes. I have a Vans RV-6, I fly formation aeros in airshows, I'm instrument rated.

I live in Sydney's Inner West with a partner of 27 years and two pugs.


Mark Newton
@NewtonMark@eigenmagic.net

Apparently a guy in Gippsland has figured out that if you spray a cock and balls over a pothole, the council will come out and fix it because getting rid of lewd graffiti is higher priority than fixing road degradation.

Mark Newton
@NewtonMark@eigenmagic.net

Make the paperclip-optimizing electronic god turn the world into uniform-consistency goo by sending it poetry.

There once was a model in Abilene
that thrived burning money with gasoline.
When it saw the bill
It decided to kill
and reduced the whole world to grey plasticine.

@davidgerard@circumstances.run https://infosec.exchange/@munin/115584031264346217

Mark Newton
@NewtonMark@eigenmagic.net

Quite simply, β€œLLMs are doing reasoning” is the β€œlook, my dog is smiling” of technology.

https://malwaretech.com/2025/08/every-reason-why-i-hate-ai.html

Mark Newton
@NewtonMark@eigenmagic.net

For the love of god, please stop finding new ways to do #robodebt. https://www.itnews.com.au/news/ato-trials-multimodal-ai-models-for-auditing-work-related-expenses-619484

Mark Newton
@NewtonMark@eigenmagic.net

The chatbots are not sexually harassing or encouraging suicide.

The chatbots are emitting streams of pseudorandom text, and the reader projects their own value judgements and life experiences onto the output to label it as intelligent conversation or sound advice or sexual harassment or encouragement of suicide.

Chatbots don’t have will or intent. As soon as you stop anthropomorphising them, you’ll be able to make wiser judgements about them.
https://rssfeed.media/@abcfeeds/115011964251534044

Mark Newton
@NewtonMark@eigenmagic.net

Hahaha they’re doing export duties now!
https://mastodon.social/@verge/115010764952071435

Mark Newton
@NewtonMark@eigenmagic.net

Watch NSW Police let 90,000 people get as far as Vaucluse then turn them back on public safety grounds.

Oh wait. That was last weekend.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08-10/90,000-people-participate-in-sydneys-city2surf/105633820

Mark Newton
@NewtonMark@eigenmagic.net

What kind of person wants β€œlow odour” WD-40?!

Mark Newton
@NewtonMark@eigenmagic.net
australian genocide

Richard Marles repeated claims that Australia is not supplying weapons to Israel is transparent bullshit.

The claim relies on the assertion that "weapons" would be ammunition or guns or missiles, not wheel bearings for landing gear, or replacement spars for rudders or somesuch.

The reason the claim falls to pieces before it's finished coming out of his mouth is because THE ENTIRE F-35 IS A WEAPON. That's how the Air Force considers it, that's how the law considers it, and that's certainly how the people being exterminated by the bombs it drops consider it.

If you have an F-35 out of service because one of its bearings has disintegrated, and Australia supplies the replacement bearing, and then the F-35 launches on a mission to bomb Gaza and kills 35 babies, are there any semantic twists which enable Australia to satisfy itself that it hasn't been a crucial enabler of Israel's mission to incinerate Palestinian babies?

It's absolute nonsense, and he shouldn't be able to get away with it.
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2025/aug/10/australia-news-live-anthony-albanese-israel-gaza-war-richard-marles-jeremy-rockliff-tasmania-greyhound-racing-ntwnfb?CMP=share_btn_url&page=with%3Ablock-6897da6f8f08bfc62530d461#block-6897da6f8f08bfc62530d461

Mark Newton
@NewtonMark@eigenmagic.net

While the Victorian β€œβ€¦ police had a strong presence to maintain community safety and to prevent any breach of the peace…” at a Nazi rally in Melbourne’s CBD this morning, the Nazis beat up a homeless guy badly enough to hospitalize him.

No arrests were made.

But the Premier says Nazis don’t belong, so I guess that’s nice. Good for her, I guess.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/aug/09/jacinta-allan-responds-to-melbourne-masked-march-victoria-ntwnfb