Brutkey

Matt H
@MattHatton@aus.social
Matt H
@MattHatton@aus.social

And if you must buy a fridge with a screen in it, don't connect it to the fucking internet.

A fridge does not need to be online.

Matt H
@MattHatton@aus.social

This is, obviously, incredibly distopyian but I would simply start with NOT BUYING A FRIDGE WITH A FUCKING SCREEN IN IT.

A fridge has two jobs: Make things colder, make other things colder.

Anything beyond that is surplus to requirements.

https://eldritch.cafe/@temptoetiam/115661944697746687

Matt H
@MattHatton@aus.social

Hitching the viability of your business to a third-party that (i) owes you precisely nothing and (ii) has a long, storied history of fucking over its users is most definitely a "you" problem.

Matt H
@MattHatton@aus.social

Anyone want an eight year old and a two year old?

I’d say free to a good home but at the moment I’m not even bothered if it’s not a good home.