@0x575446@mastodon.social

Emotional support human for an anxious cat. I have an extensive collection of scrap wire and copper fittings and I've never even done meth.

Soylent Fingers. They're Soylent Green, but for kids. Made from Charlton Heston's cold, dead hands.

Grocery Store: "Googly eye cake decorations?"

Me: "Yes, please."

My New Year's resolution is to stop doing whatever it is that makes Wish think I need a crack pipe.

Soylent Fingers. They're Soylent Green, but for kids. Made from Charlton Heston's cold, dead hands.

Grocery Store: "Googly eye cake decorations?"

Me: "Yes, please."

My New Year's resolution is to stop doing whatever it is that makes Wish think I need a crack pipe.