Brutkey

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Soylent Fingers. They're Soylent Green, but for kids. Made from Charlton Heston's cold, dead hands.

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Grocery Store: "Googly eye cake decorations?"

Me: "Yes, please."

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My New Year's resolution is to stop doing whatever it is that makes Wish think I need a crack pipe.