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(Baby in a playpen onboard a bass boat) WHEN THE BABYSITTER CANCELS BUT YOU KNOW THE FISH ARE BITIN
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Mark Knoller © @markknoller Pres Trump asks Japanese auto makers if they could build their cars in the US and not just ship them over. Renato Mariotti @renato_mariotti Someone should tell Trump that Honda has plants in the Japanese islands of Ohio, Indiana, and Alabama.
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Elon Musk @elonmusk You got 3M views on your bullshit post, you liar, far more than l've received on many of mine, despite me having 50 times your follower count! Sam Altman @sama will you sign an affidavit that you have never directed changes to the X algorithm in a way that has hurt your competitors or helped your own companies? ... i will apologize if so. idea @dctrpr @grok who's right? dont be biased. Grok @grok Follow •.• Based on verified evidence, Sam Altman is right. Musk's Apple antitrust claim is undermined by apps like DeepSeek and Perplexity reaching in 2025. Conversely, Musk has a history of directing X algorithm changes to boost his posts and favor his interests, per 2023 reports and ongoing probes. Hypocrisy noted.
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(Church sign) Church of The Cross DONT LET WORRIES KILL YOU LET THE CHURCH HELP United Methodist Church
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Slippy @damnslippy.slippy.me Sincerely delighted to discover, 45 minutes into this nearly-wordless three-hour documentary about French monks who take vows of silence, that among the reasons they *can* talk is "to make sure the monastery cats know when it's mealtime by making little kitty-calling noises at them."
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The mob boss wants his cut.

Nvidia, AMD agree to pay U.S. government 15% of A.I. chip sales to China

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iztarshi The worst kind of griffin would be a fox/seagull. Screams all day and all night and is definitely in your garbage. rue-nightly Can you even imagine life in a world with this flavour of griffins? Instead of some magestic lion/eagle soaring through the skies deep in the untouched wilds you'd be stuck trying to drive a racoon/crow, a creature that would fight God for half a bagel, from your garbage bin with only a broom and an oven mitt to defend yourself
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Lamont A. Turner @LamontATumerl Campbell's doesn't fuck around Kim Spears Cook • Campbell's 10 hrs • Henderson, TN - Your new commercial with the 2 dads makes me sick. … Customer Service Hi Kim! If you're feeling sick, we suggest enjoying a delicious can of Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup. Make sure to enjoy it hot, so that it can help warm up your cold, dead heart.
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@yngthgw Wtf is "burning CDs" 3:35 AM • Mar 22, 2021 • Twitter for iPhone (Elrond) I was there. 3,000 years ago...
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no matter how tired you are, you will never be as tired as a cat who has done absolutely nothing all day