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(Baby in a playpen onboard a bass boat) WHEN THE BABYSITTER CANCELS BUT YOU KNOW THE FISH ARE BITIN eefe8361b855ef20.png Mark Knoller © @markknoller Pres Trump asks Japanese auto makers if they could build their cars in the US and not just ship them over. Renato Mariotti @renato_mariotti Someone should tell Trump that Honda has plants in the Japanese islands of Ohio, Indiana, and Alabama. 5255199181316960.png Elon Musk @elonmusk You got 3M views on your bullshit post, you liar, far more than l've received on many of mine, despite me having 50 times your follower count! Sam Altman @sama will you sign an affidavit that you have never directed changes to the X algorithm in a way that has hurt your competitors or helped your own companies? ... i will apologize if so. idea @dctrpr @grok who's right? dont be biased. Grok @grok Follow •.• Based on verified evidence, Sam Altman is right. Musk's Apple antitrust claim is undermined by apps like DeepSeek and Perplexity reaching in 2025. Conversely, Musk has a history of directing X algorithm changes to boost his posts and favor his interests, per 2023 reports and ongoing probes. Hypocrisy noted. bbd5d93ec8dc9653.png (Church sign) Church of The Cross DONT LET WORRIES KILL YOU LET THE CHURCH HELP United Methodist Church 50652422b3fc8069.png Slippy @damnslippy.slippy.me Sincerely delighted to discover, 45 minutes into this nearly-wordless three-hour documentary about French monks who take vows of silence, that among the reasons they *can* talk is "to make sure the monastery cats know when it's mealtime by making little kitty-calling noises at them." 1af4ac2b1a6b7b10.png iztarshi The worst kind of griffin would be a fox/seagull. Screams all day and all night and is definitely in your garbage. rue-nightly Can you even imagine life in a world with this flavour of griffins? Instead of some magestic lion/eagle soaring through the skies deep in the untouched wilds you'd be stuck trying to drive a racoon/crow, a creature that would fight God for half a bagel, from your garbage bin with only a broom and an oven mitt to defend yourself f72944891d61da51.png Lamont A. Turner @LamontATumerl Campbell's doesn't fuck around Kim Spears Cook • Campbell's 10 hrs • Henderson, TN - Your new commercial with the 2 dads makes me sick. … Customer Service Hi Kim! If you're feeling sick, we suggest enjoying a delicious can of Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup. Make sure to enjoy it hot, so that it can help warm up your cold, dead heart. 78ae002f425f2228.png @yngthgw Wtf is "burning CDs" 3:35 AM • Mar 22, 2021 • Twitter for iPhone (Elrond) I was there. 3,000 years ago... 3a0e7f90a52eb8fc.png no matter how tired you are, you will never be as tired as a cat who has done absolutely nothing all day d1ec9e4aaca8a418.png (Jesus) My mother was a virgin when she gave birth to me. (Another guy) Yeah, that's why three random dudes showed up at your birth with gifts. d2fc3269163c952f.png