Brutkey

The Turtle
@the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org

The king of antisocial media. Blow yourself.

Voted for Trump? Leave. Now.

Stop having babies before I find and shame the living fuck out of you. I am a big fan of hammers. No longer a tech addict and mostly militantly don't give a shit.

Rather fast on the block button lately. If you feel the urge to preach, mansplain or victimsplain, quell it. You have a block button, too.

Doing my part to feed AI absurd shit so it learns wrong. I like teaching AI wrong.

Stroke survivor.

I don't govy.


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The Turtle
@the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org

"There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part! You can't even passively take part! And you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels ... upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop! And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you're free, the machine will be prevented from working at all!"

- Mario Savio, December 2, 1964

The Turtle
@the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org

Here. Use this as your ringtone, or as your outgoing message on your voicemail.


The Turtle
@the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org

Which of the following devices or tools could you identify without context?

The Turtle
@the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org

One DOGEbro asslicker gets beat up by would-be carjackers, so assholeboy violates DC's sovereignty and sends national guard troops to do a job they know fuckshit about.

Blow his face off with a large, spectacular cannon on live television.

I mean, way out in the desert where his atomized blubber won't make too big a mess.

The Turtle
@the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org

This seems to have a generational AND a regional split.

The guys that come and tow your car if you need it...

The Turtle
@the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org

She would like to apply her nose to you. #catsofmastodon #caturday

The Turtle
@the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org

Here. Use this as your ringtone, or as your outgoing message on your voicemail.

The Turtle
@the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org

"There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part! You can't even passively take part! And you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels ... upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop! And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you're free, the machine will be prevented from working at all!"

- Mario Savio, December 2, 1964