Brutkey

The Turtle
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One DOGEbro asslicker gets beat up by would-be carjackers, so assholeboy violates DC's sovereignty and sends national guard troops to do a job they know fuckshit about.

Blow his face off with a large, spectacular cannon on live television.

I mean, way out in the desert where his atomized blubber won't make too big a mess.