@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast
only slightly brainrotted

if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~30 km/s

"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST"
- @ErikUden@mastodon.de

"this nincompoop so half-witted 💔"
- @starEyed@plasmatrap.com

"french, 0/10"
- @theking@mskey.nekomimi.party

"yup,,,, she's gay,,,"
- @thememesniper@wetdry.world

"jesse, you are deserving of so much kindness and love and hugs. "
- @weird_autumn@0w0.is

"Nothing is impossible if Jesse works on it."
- @ErikUden@mastodon.de

what is it with you 💀
- @soph@ice.sophari.org

im not raging im just dumbfounded by your posts sometimes lmao
- @soph@ice.sophari.org

THE MINIONS?!
- @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be

welp now I owe you money and headpats
- @linus@donotsta.re

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Some flags
A thing of beauty, I know: Will never fade away

Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

also i'm pretty sure i'm the first person ever to have sent trollface into space btw

like actual low earth orbit

Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

and the universe said I love you

and the universe said you have played the game well

and the universe said everything you need is within you

and the universe said you are stronger than you know

and the universe said you are the daylight

and the universe said you are the night

and the universe said the darkness you fight is within you

and the universe said the light you seek is within you

and the universe said you are not alone

and the universe said you are not separate from every other thing

and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code

and the universe said I love you because you are love.

Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

The mf that literally works for TC39 says my JavaScript takes are good, this is potentially the greatest honor I could get

linus (offline)
@linus@donotsta.re

@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com you, @iro_miya@mk.absturztau.be, and @honk@donotsta.re are the trinity of good JS takes on the fediverse

Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

[Verse 1]
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here, "Huge success"
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead

[Chorus]
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake
And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive

[Verse 2]
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart and killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned, it hurt because I was so happy for you

[Chorus]
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
So I'm glad I got burned; think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive

[Verse 3]
Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe Black Mesa
That was a joke; haha, fat chance
Anyway, this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist

[Chorus]
Look at me still talking when there's science to do
When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive

[Outro]
And believe me, I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive
While you're dying, I'll be still alive
And when you're dead, I will be still alive
Still alive, still alive