@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com

@lea@lea.pet

what if your teeth were flaccid and got hard whenever you were hungry
qhar
sometimes one of your teeth hurts for like a day to panic you into remembering to brush them for the first time in a week
oh my god there's SO MUCH MEAT
Oil up.
You're getting touched.
me when i have to call wiki slurs because i'm bored
THEY SELL A FIRE EXTINGUISHER GRENADE AT THE STORE
WHO EVER USES THESE π![]()
"on mastodon you need to use hashtags for reach" WRONG! NONE OF THAT SHIT EVEN FEDERATES IN THE FIRST PLACE!