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Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange

Privacy advocate ใ€ฑ Malware analyst ใ€ฑ Cybersecurity
ใ€ฐใ€ฐ๏ธโ€ฏโ InfoSec ใ€ฐใ€ฐ๏ธโ€ฏโ DFIR ใ€ฐใ€ฐ๏ธโ€ฏโ CISSP ใ€ฐใ€ฐ๏ธโ€ฏโ ้ป‘ๅฎข ใ€ฐใ€ฐ๏ธโ€ฏโ Katzenmรคdchen
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ใ€ Professional Computer Booper ใ€‘
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜พ๐Ÿ˜พ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ
#Android #AntiAI #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #fedi22 #GAYINT #GenX #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #NeverSlop #Privacy #


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Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange ๐ŸŒ

RE: https://tech.lgbt/@Spikiii/116896559651195312

New profile picture!!! I love this so much :3

Spikiii (she/her) ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ
@Spikiii@tech.lgbt ๐ŸŒ

Profile picture for everyone's favorite Fediverse Cryptid @catsalad@infosec.exchange!

Because I'm a big fan of community art events and they have a need for a whole bunch of art: I think it would be lovely to source some profile pictures for Catsalad from the community! Starting up the hashtag #catsaladpfp to keep things organized. Feel free to use it if you want to contribute!

#furry #furryart #art #digitalart #krita #cat #salad

A drawing of an anthro cat person sitting on the ground with a bowl of salad in their lap. They're sticking both of their fuzzy little paws into the bowl, and are giving the camera a bit of a side eye and a smile. The have long black hair that's pulled back into a ponytail, and are wearing a black polka-dot blouse and some slacks
Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange ๐ŸŒ

The PlayStation Can Produce Mind-Boggling Effects wow_miku

Photo of an orange cat looking at the viewer while sticking its head out of a hole on the bottom of a sideways paper bag. The kitty's tail can also be seen, but the way the paper bag is folded and with the color being close to the color of the cat, it makes the fuzzy goofball look like a low poly 3D rendering.
Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange ๐ŸŒ

Dentist: So, do you floss?
Me: Do you use a unique password for every account?

Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange ๐ŸŒ

Hierarchy of Needs

Modified Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs charts showing the pyramid of needs. This chart lists the following from top to bottom. Self-fulfillment needs: โ€ข Money, love, etc. Psychological needs: โ€ข Food, shelter, water. โ€ข Not having to use Salesforce. Basic needs: โ€ข Not having to use Jira. โ€ข Not having to use Teams.
Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange ๐ŸŒ

#Caturday โ€” Pottery masterpiece edition
#๏ธโƒฃ#๏ธโƒฃCatSalad

Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange ๐ŸŒ

*mew mew mew*

Illustration by mattaku mousuke of someone crouching and holding a stretched out orange cat upsidedown like a rifle.
Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange ๐ŸŒ

When did you ORIGINALLY join Mastodon and/or the Fediverse?

Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange ๐ŸŒ

What current bedtime comforts would be the hardest to sleep without?

Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange ๐ŸŒ

In Europe, you don't pinch someone, you pcentimeter them ๐Ÿค๐Ÿค

Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange ๐ŸŒ

RE: https://social.treehouse.systems/@dee/117183683685025111

An older white guy standing next to a van and holding a box while smiling. The left of the image fades into a yellow/pink gradient pattern. Caption reads "Where did my blood go?"
Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange ๐ŸŒ

๐ŸฅŒ๐ŸฅŒ

Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange ๐ŸŒ

:3

Pixel drawing of a cat girl sitting and looking to the side. "use your words" fine. meow meow meow
Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange ๐ŸŒ

RE: https://mstdn.social/@MaryAustinBooks/117130854138919245

I heard recyclers pay extra for the contents of a Flock camera, just saying...

Scary Austin JUST VOTED BLUE!
@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social ๐ŸŒ

You knew this was going to happen.

The people ahem accused of cutting down #Flock cameras are being tried by juries of their peers who are like "Oh hell no, bro was over at my place for a barbecue! Couldn't have been him."

"Felony charges dismissed against Clermont County man for destruction of Flock camera"

https://local12.com/news/local/felony-charges-dismissed-against-clermont-county-man-destruction-flock-camera-cincinnati-union-township-cody-morelock-damage

Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange ๐ŸŒ

My favorite instrument

Photo of a black cat loafing inside of an open violin case. If not for kitty, then why kitty sized?
Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange ๐ŸŒ

"If you don't let me eat your dog, you're an anti-cat extremist!"

Photo of an orange cat chomping down on the back of the neck of a dog who was laying down in the sun. The dog comically has its mouth and eyes open in complaint of the little gremlin biting its head.