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Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch) :paw:โ :paw:
@catsalad@infosec.exchange

Privacy advocate ใ€ฑ Malware analyst ใ€ฑ Cybersecurity
ใ€ฐใ€ฐ๏ธโ€ฏโ InfoSec ใ€ฐใ€ฐ๏ธโ€ฏโ DFIR ใ€ฐใ€ฐ๏ธโ€ฏโ CISSP ใ€ฐใ€ฐ๏ธโ€ฏโ ้ป‘ๅฎข ใ€ฐใ€ฐ๏ธโ€ฏโ Katzenmรคdchen
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ใ€ Professional Computer Booper ใ€‘
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

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Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch) :paw:โ :paw:
@catsalad@infosec.exchange

Dentist: So, do you floss?
Me: Do you use a unique password for every account?

Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch) :paw:โ :paw:
@catsalad@infosec.exchange

Hingehenge

Photo of a Stonehenge replica made with door hinges.
Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch) :paw:โ :paw:
@catsalad@infosec.exchange

Hierarchy of Needs

Modified Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs charts showing the pyramid of needs. This chart lists the following from top to bottom. Self-fulfillment needs: โ€ข Money, love, etc. Psychological needs: โ€ข Food, shelter, water. โ€ข Not having to use Salesforce. Basic needs: โ€ข Not having to use Jira. โ€ข Not having to use Teams.
Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch) :paw:โ :paw:
@catsalad@infosec.exchange

ใ€blue_elf_nail_careใ€‘

โš ๏ธ WARNING! This generative Al task will require cutting off electricity to one random small city for up to 10 minutes! Continue creating 200 x 200 pixel avatar? ใ€” YES ใ€•ใ€” NO ใ€• Created by: @toonsalatp@mastodon.social
Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch) :paw:โ :paw:
@catsalad@infosec.exchange

#Caturday โ€” Pottery masterpiece edition
#๏ธโƒฃ#๏ธโƒฃCatSalad

Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch) :paw:โ :paw:
@catsalad@infosec.exchange

The cat printer was running low on ink.

Photo of a black, white, and orange cat sitting next to a gray, tan, and white cat making it look like one kitty is just a washed out version of the other.
Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch) :paw:โ :paw:
@catsalad@infosec.exchange

I find your lack of Churus disturbing

#Caturday

Photo of a computer monitor With Darth Vader holding out his hand about to force choke someone, except the image is cutoff at the top. A cat head peaking over the monitor, however, perfectly lines up with Vader's helmet, giving the illusion that it's the cat about to force choke someone... (and to be completely honest, they probably would if they could for more snacks)
Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch) :paw:โ :paw:
@catsalad@infosec.exchange

Movie genre(s): Action, Suspense

Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch) :paw:โ :paw:
@catsalad@infosec.exchange

Pause for a moment to enjoy this tiny blep. Okay, now you can resume your doom scrolling...

#Caturday

Close-up photo of sleepy cat laying against the side of the top of its cat tree while its tongue sticks out slightly. No thoughts, on blep.
Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch) :paw:โ :paw:
@catsalad@infosec.exchange

Cats do not like third party cookies

Caption: Feel the enthusiasm Photo of one mostly white and one all white kitty in the lap of a human showing off matching cookies of the two cats (with chocolate dipped ears for the first cat). Both cats look less than excited and would rather be doing something more entertaining... like licking their butthole or ignoring the human while sleeping.
Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch) :paw:โ :paw:
@catsalad@infosec.exchange

This blog post by @sirocyl@social.treehouse.systems from when they broke IKEA has me fricking dying everytime I hear it!

The IKEA automated call service did NOT like the DTMF bomb sent their way ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

๐Ÿ—ƒ๐Ÿ—ƒ๏ธ https://web.archive.org/web/20230919171037/https://cohost.org/sirocyl/post/2891449-i-broke-ikea

๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Š https://web.archive.org/web/20230919171037im_/https://staging.cohostcdn.org/attachment/3e10ef51-37d7-4f11-bf6a-7df5a637ee81/1_Voicemail_1877xxxxxxx_20210628.mp3

Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch) :paw:โ :paw:
@catsalad@infosec.exchange

How to factory reset your cat

Photo of a white and light orange loafing while being scratched on the head with an extendable back scratcher that look like a tiny rake. The kitty is in total bliss and has its eyes closed, head lifted, and mouth slightly open. Just keep this up for several seconds to reboot and factory reset the feline.
Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch) :paw:โ :paw:
@catsalad@infosec.exchange

Movie piracy is bad. That's why I want to know the best sites to block so I live free of sin.

I used to block dopebox.to, but since it doesn't work the way I want, I no longer need to block it.

What other good sites are there that I should block or whatever?

Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch) :paw:โ :paw:
@catsalad@infosec.exchange

Rotisserie Chicken

Photo of a cat sleeping on a bed, but its head is tucked in between its legs by its tail. So it's basically just folded in half like some kind of kitty origami or maybe a it's the return of the Popplesโ„ข. You'd think it might be uncomfortable, but that's just human thinking. Cats are always comfy (even when they look crumbled up like that laundry you never put on hangers on that one chair).
Cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch) :paw:โ :paw:
@catsalad@infosec.exchange

Sunnyside up and sunnyside down eggs also implies the existence of sunnyside strange, charm, bottom, and top eggs ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿณ