Brutkey

Mara Bos
@Mara@hachyderm.io 🌐

Someone made the mistake of getting me a UV laser engraving machine.

...

(It was me.)

An egg with the word "egg" engraved into the shell. The top layer of the shell is gone and the layer below it is visible in those letters. There are no burnmarks or discolorations, somehow. A goldfish cracker with text engraved/burned on there in a tiny font. The text is: "Do you think this is still safe to eat??" A green leaf with the letters "hello world" cut out in the middle, held up to the sky.
Mara Bos
@Mara@hachyderm.io 🌐

I feel so powerful now, being able to inflict the wonders of Comic Sans onto every single object in my house.

Handle of a metal knife with the phrase "This is a knife!" engraved on it in comic sans. A whiskey glass with "HELLO WORLD" engraved on it in Comic Sans, in several places. The bottom of the glass has the Rust logo engraved in it.