Brutkey

jwz
@jwz@mastodon.social 🌐

I see 1Password is stepping on the rake again.

The brain geniuses securing your passwords just squirted out this statement: "We applied agentic tooling to a multi-million-line Go monolith."

Ok first, how in the everloving fuck did you allow a password manager to reach multiple millions of lines??

Welp, I warned about 1P's self-immolation in 2023 and posted a migration guide. You're welcome.

DO NOT reply telling me what manager you're using instead. I don't care.

https://jwz.org/b/yk7M

Trammell Hudson
@th@social.v.st 🌐

@jwz@mastodon.social if you have enough Post-it notes on your terminal, hackers won't find the one with your password.

rag. Gustavino Bevilacqua
@GustavinoBevilacqua@mastodon.cisti.org 🌐

@th@social.v.st @jwz@mastodon.social

What if on the Post-it telling "root password" there is instead a command to detonate some Semtex stuffed inside the keyboard?