Brutkey

Petra van Cronenburg
@NatureMC@mastodon.online

For some time now, I've been getting constant calls from an anonymous number. I'm fed up!

Today, I answer with ‘Strasbourg Eastern Cemetery,’ and some call centre minion rattles off something blubberyblubber with "department".
I interrupt: "Strasbourg Eastern Cemetery. Are you looking for a deceased person or do you want to order a grave for yourself?"

Bang. Hung up so quickly! You can copy my method (choose a town far away to hide your adress). 😈